Monday, October 27, 2008

FUNNY DAY

read quite alot today because got tired of doing sketching. nothing seems to be right.of course after reading TOO much, i got bored of it too. so i switched to blog (last resort). gonna glue my eyeballs to computer screen typing this. i HAVE lots to share. well, not really SHARE, more to humiliating people. HEHEHE

as lot of retards would do during their free time, not to mention the one who is not schooling (yet)

*ahem* ... i wasted more than an hour on a forum. reading (at least i wasted my time wisely)
so i found out few threads which i think is interesting. indeed, VERY interesting. where idiots posted idiotic stuff and got condemned by other chumps. hahaha sorry. but seriously, most of the forumers are funny.

SOME are serious too. but of course depend on the thread lah. i mean stupid thread get stupid feedback, serious threads get a serious one. no?and i came accross this gay thread. the topic starter was like "gays, dont you care about your parent?" and so after that, lots lots of bombarding. i felt pity to that guy too. he got 10 (or so) pages of ping ping piang by forumers. not even ONE person support his idea. to be honest, as stupid as i am, i dont agree to his statement too. actually, there was nothing wrong with his topic BUT he got the gays idea WRONG. totally WRONG. according to his oh my so genius philosophy, this monkey believe that GUYS turned into GAY because they got fed up of being played by girls. i think FAILURE in relationship sounds better. BUT still wrong! i opposed! totally disagree. not because im a girl but think logic lah. i do my thinking with stomach but i still know that its wrong. and yet this monkey claimed himself to be a MASTER of PHILOSOPHY (wow, im so scared) hehehehe ... my ass lah. there are many reasons why guys turn into gay, its very subjective. he cant simply blame relationship failure or GIRLS. weird thing, he didnt even mention tiny miny bit about lesbian. its the same case too. guess he hated gays so much eh? i might be stupid but i know how philosophy works. anyhow...this is not my point (condemning him). he gets more than enough. the funny thing that happened in forum is how people talk. i laughed at it. some are sarcastic, some are just plain stupid. not to mean that the forumers are stupid, but their stupid reply which they purposely use to irritate or insult or whatever. stupid, but clever at the same time.
what he was trying to do was quite similar to this,

A : fat girls should stop eating or they'll get fatter
B : human need to eat lah. or they'll die
A : at least dont eat too much
B : but you said stop eating
A : yea but what i meant was dont eat too much
C : its actually depends on that girl. if she doesnt mind getting fat like pig then its up to her
B : BUT you said STOP eating
A : i said i meant DONT EAT TOO MUCH and i dont think most girls like to be FAT
B : BUT YOU SAID STOP EATINGGG
C : and i said DEPENDS on that girl. simply because you dont think girls like to be fat doesntmean that girls really hate being fat
A : i know what im saying, just saying that I AM A GOOD PHYCOLOGYST. i know answers to questions. and i have a friend. she said that girl doesnt like to be fat
B : but you didnt say DONT EAT TOO MUCH. you said STOP eating
D : ohh...so A's girlfriend is fattt...E : i like fat girls ...
A : #$&^3#@$#fdsfdf$$##45453@@@##43$%%6!!! (pissed off)

p/s : as not to cause humiliation to that guy, im not going to reveal his topic site here. however, if you're interested to read it, kindly ask from me. it'll be lot more hillarious if you read the real thing. i am glad to share. heheh

after the chaos in the gay thread, i clicked on another thread, it was posted as "Is Najib Malay or Chinese" ??? i was like, i thought he's a Malay? so im curious (more like kepoh. hehe) and whooohohohoho ... you can see variety kind of answers there.

"he's a bijan" (reverse spelling of najib) then someone replied "i thought bijan is sesame seed?"

"Najib also kena? Hang Tuah is chinese, osama bin laden is also chinese.. Pigs also comes from chinese. Everybody is chinese. Puas hati?"(sharon : if i am not mistaken, Hang Tuah was chinese. i forgot where i read it but it says so. thats why he had this "Hang" as his surname. correct me if im wrong)

"he is mongolian...u all wrong"

"who is najib ?"
(sharon : its either this guy is not malaysian or he's justtt ... being ignorant (Najib is Malaysia'sdeputy prime minister. anyway, i laughed at this cause it sounds like he's doing it on purpose)

"Everyone come from kuku. Whose kuku is it? Who sing Negarakuku? "
(sharon : this is the one which i really laughed hard to. what the hell XD. for those
"innocent" people, "kuku" means penis HAHAHA ... and to those "ignorant" people,this guy meant negaraKU (our national anthem lah). not KUKU. he added another KU as to ...insult in a funny way)


enough for the quotes i've copied form the forum. im afraid i'll be arrested by the ISA for stating out this kind of thing. i didnt even know that we're allowed to start this kind of topic in that forum. hahaha

in short, i read lots of threads, and i laughed a lot too. i am not really an active member that posted tons and tons of posts in that forum but i do read stuff in there often. and pardon me, all forumers, i was not really laughing at you guys BUT more to stuff and words and the way you people replied. even the topics. so no offense.

*kepoh = busybody

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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